Bradley Cooper
Photo: Jim Spellman/WireImage.comOur favorite Hangover star may be sober, but his hair is totally wasted.
George Clooney
Photo: Jim Smeal/Wireimage.comThis man is a notorious womanizer. No, seriously.
Johnny Depp
Photo: Gregg DeGuire/WireImage.comEven his crazy Mad Hatter do is an improvement on this creepy goth-inspired mop.
Photo: Jim Smeal/Wireimage.comBefore he discovered the power of hair gel and a blowout, McDreamy rocked Jheri curls.
Penn Badgley
Photo: Arun Nevader/WireImageWow. That is the sexiest water buffalo we've ever seen.
Ryan Phillippe
Photo: Gregg DeGuire/WireImage.comIt's amazing Reese Witherspoon stayed with him after this look....Oh, wait.
Shemar Moore
Steve Granitz/WireImage.comThat's one way to try to get nominated for a Golden Dome…er, Globe.